Futurefuck

This just goes to show that even the oldest profession in the world had to adapt with the times and get with the modern age

I find it both exciting and somewhat disturbing to picture the hookers of the future online cybersex 3d virtual worlds…500 lb men looking like the hot white haired chick in Heavy [...]

Thick Ass Big Nipple Toon Slut from Flesh Wound Comic

Adult comic girls dont get any hotter then heather with her super firm ass, big candy nipples, and seductive dick sucking lips. She appears in Twisted toon tales comic fucking 2 hard dicks in one twisted scenario.

Lewd Ol Days

You often hear 50+ people talking about how things were better way back and how the Internet has helped destroy society on and on and on they go and we think yeah whatever…the stuff we have now rocks.

Though….if this is what Good ol days were and these are what people are talking about when they [...]

Dreadful Dieters

It’s cheating little bitch actresses like this that should get cock-slapped by cocks like this…

They go on their special protein diets so that they can stay alive and feed their anorexia at the same time, and then they lie and are lazy and don’t swallow the load when it is delivered.

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Forgetful Four Fingered Floosies

The media keeps telling people about the horrible things that can happen if they smoke marijuana…

If your girlfriend happens to be a typical blonde bimbo slut like this one, forgotten sextoys of course is another thing to be aware of.

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I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat

I don’t know what planet this is where a woman’s pussy is a pussy…

But whatever planet it is, if a pussy is a pussy then guys have got to evolve their cocks into dogs…maybe this would be easier if they were on Pluto.

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Licence To Fuck

Another reason why the Americans are better than the British…you see James Bond may have had chicks with names like Pussy Galore and Holly GoodHead, but when he was in bed with them they were all silent little fuck toys…

American agents make their chicks cum so hard they scream and the CIA double penetration action [...]

Geeks R Us

To any of you out there who have read comics in the last 50 years, a mainstay of the DC Universe was Jonn Jonnz, the Martian Manhunter.  He has been in every incarnation of the Justice League of America and is now dead.  Not X-Man dead…dead dead.

So in honor to a fallen hero of myth, [...]

Stop The Presses

So many of these Trashy Toons cartoons remind me of “The Far Side” and “Mad Magazine”

So my question is…why the hell has no-one ever made an adult humor cartoon magazine?  (and best of Hustler and best of Playboy cartoon collections doesn’t count).

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Ignorance Is Bliss?

Women are bitches for the most part, and when you screw them over they become vindictive malicious bitches who will go to extreme lengths to exact their revenge upon you…

This dude only has himself to blame, not only has he been off fucking some other chick when he’s got a perfectly willing blonde slut at [...]