Posted on August 30th, 2008 by The Porn Teller
College is looming around the corner for many young people after this weekend…off they go to the Institutes of Higher Learning to become doctors, lawyers, dentists, teachers…following their career dreams and reaching for the sky.
Sadly most of them will wash out and fall in the gutters of life instead with student loans and no careers [...]
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Posted on August 29th, 2008 by The Porn Teller
People so many times say “yeah when I die, I want it to be while having sex…now that’s the way to go.” Now generally we can all agree though that this isn’t a good way to die and you’re going to mess up whatever chick you are fucking by kicking the bucket on her when [...]
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Posted on August 28th, 2008 by The Porn Teller
Back in that etheral era known as The 60’s they had a rather risque (for it’s time) comedy show called, ‘Rowan and Martin’s Laugh In’….it was pretty hip for it’s time…during the show they had a segment where the phrase ‘Sock It To Me’ was spoken by English actress Judy Carne who became known as [...]
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Posted on August 27th, 2008 by The Porn Teller
Yknow how the rest of us settle for putting the sign on the buddy’s back that says ‘kick me’ or ‘I’m an idiot’ etc ?….
Well this is the porn star version of the same stunt…so if you ever luck out on a porn party make sure you check your pussy/cock & balls before and after [...]
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Posted on August 26th, 2008 by The Porn Teller
Now you might say that this couple is being just a bit kinky…like a bit mindblowingly so. But listen to this you havent heard or seen anything yet…
Check out the Jenny McCarthy movie ‘Dirty Love’…she does a dude who has a freaking salmon up his ass…no lie dude.
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Posted on August 25th, 2008 by The Porn Teller
It’s things like this that show just how messed up and twisted our world and people’s proiorites as well as business senses are…
Two dudes who are well enough hung to get their cocks tied together and a)this chick doesnt make the most out of the funnest action she will get this month and b) the [...]
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Posted on August 23rd, 2008 by The Porn Teller
Generally I and I’m sure most of my generation has nothing but contempt for these young teen/tweens nowadays who have suddenly decided that they are hippies and being a hippy equals getting stoned all the time and thats it.
Then you come across these little wood nymph hippy chicks who are all into being one with [...]
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Posted on August 22nd, 2008 by The Porn Teller
Yknow you hear chicks talk about how guys are bragging and bullshitting about our sexual adventures as though we had to actually make them up and like they aren’t all real and true…
Meanwhile nowadays you get all these milf stories about women getting packages or pizzas or plumbers or cable guys and fucking them…as if [...]
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Posted on August 21st, 2008 by The Porn Teller
Ok, the costume is totally gay but what a list of cool names for this guy…Semen-Man, Splooge Dude, Chowder Champ, Cumalot Knight, Bukake-boy, The Squirt…the list is endless and you just know he’s gonna get more “action” than spiderman.
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Posted on August 7th, 2008 by The Porn Teller
This Director knows the secret to creating realism in cinema even if it’s Porn and proves it by hiring Black Betty…Chicago’s most famous/notorious slut.
When it comes to the way out weird shit and getting someone on film doing it you have to follow the rules of great Hollywood directors and seek method actors and actresses…people [...]
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