The Times They Are a Changin

Now as long as education has been co-ed there have been highschool and college students getting it on with each other and exploring each other’s bodies…in my day a favorite spot for everyone was behind the bleachers on the sports fields.

Nowadays sex is everywhere, people can’t surf the internet without some naked chick popping up [...]

The Ant and The Elephant

This cartoon reminds me of an old joke about an ant and an elephant….

Once upon a time there was a horny ant at the zoo who came upon an elephant…now the ant climbed up the elephant and started fucking it…of course an elephant being an elephant and an ant being an ant the elephant didn’t [...]

Women Defined

Too many women have some fucked up ideas in their heads as though they are meant to be doing or should be doing or want to be doing real jobs like men and have the same rights to vote and so on and so on…they just never freakin stop…

Now THIS is what a woman should [...]

Working A Deal

While some people are arrogant assholes and bitches who think that their farts don’t stink and that they walk above everyone else, other people sell themselves totally short when it comes to their own personal value…don’t know why…it’s just the way it is.

Take this slut here….she just gave this guy a sweet blowjob, sucked down [...]

Dick Distractions

Exactly dude….who the hell cares about the damn door…no matter how freaky it is.  You guys are naked for a reason and it isn’t to check out the fucking architecture…it’s to fuck.

That’s just one of the problems with chicks…they spend so much time looking at the small things going on and ignore the big fun [...]

Test Your Sexual IQ

Time for a quick test to see how with it you are sexually…take a very fast look at this picture, then close your eyes and say what is missing…

That’s right….the slut has her mouth wide open and is missing the third cock to fill it up and jam her with each opening stuffed…if you saw [...]

Put A Sock In It

Yknow, this dwarf dude in the green with the huge baseball bat for a cock should slap that purple beret’d dwarf around his head.

From the looks of him he’s got one line he can use on the ladies to impress them and maybe make them laugh, but along comes this little punk who just has [...]

Beading Away Boredom

If you went to any small town settler museums over the summer and had one of their tours you probably heard about how among the many other hardships encountered by these early settlers, one common one was a sense of isolated boredom at times.

Thankfully some of the friendlier native tribes had open liberated women who [...]

Baaa Baaa Bad Fred

Poor Fred Finklestien is finally caught out….

All these years he has been impressing women by showing them that while he is not the strongest, or beefiest, or most handsome of men available he does have a big package that pleases…now we see that he was nothing but a stuffed sheepskin.

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Sinful Syntax

Well this cop is almost right in pulling this couple over for erratic driving…just his syntax is a little off…

Later on I’m sure he will realize that in order to properly file his paperwork on stopping them it should read ‘pulled over for erotic driving’ instead of erratic driving.

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