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The Porn Teller — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:00:08 +0000

Every good wife and mother knows that getting enough protein in your diet is crucial to good health, vitality and growth…

Some Hot Naughty Wives pay closer attention to this detail than others as they lovingly whip up a tasty protein shake to enjoy first thing in the morning. What a great way to start your day!

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The Times They Are a Changin

The Porn Teller — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:06:07 +0000

Now as long as education has been co-ed there have been highschool and college students getting it on with each other and exploring each other’s bodies…in my day a favorite spot for everyone was behind the bleachers on the sports fields.

Nowadays sex is everywhere, people can’t surf the internet without some naked chick popping up and it’s made it so today’s youth has far less inhibitions…they still use the bleachers to play around…difference is they don’t care if they are behind or in front now.

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The Ant and The Elephant

The Porn Teller — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:06:06 +0000

This cartoon reminds me of an old joke about an ant and an elephant….

Once upon a time there was a horny ant at the zoo who came upon an elephant…now the ant climbed up the elephant and started fucking it…of course an elephant being an elephant and an ant being an ant the elephant didn’t really feel anything. Suddenly a coconut fell from a tree above the elephant and hit him on the head. “OW”, said the elephant. Filled with delusions of his own masculine grandeur the ant of course thought it was him making the elephant say ow and responded, “yeah…that’s right…take it bitch.”

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Women Defined

The Porn Teller — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 17:06:13 +0000

Too many women have some fucked up ideas in their heads as though they are meant to be doing or should be doing or want to be doing real jobs like men and have the same rights to vote and so on and so on…they just never freakin stop…

Now THIS is what a woman should be, someone who knows that even though they aren’t equal to men in many ways…they are far more than equal when it comes to sex and a real woman enjoys the fact that sexual satisfaction is the real reason that they exist and they have as many orgasms as they can while getting off as many guys as are around.

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Working A Deal

The Porn Teller — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 17:06:00 +0000

While some people are arrogant assholes and bitches who think that their farts don’t stink and that they walk above everyone else, other people sell themselves totally short when it comes to their own personal value…don’t know why…it’s just the way it is.

Take this slut here….she just gave this guy a sweet blowjob, sucked down his cum and now she hopes it will get him to show her a camera which if she buys he gets a commision on…damn bitch, just demand the fucking camera in return for the blowjob.

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Dick Distractions

The Porn Teller — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:06:17 +0000

Exactly dude….who the hell cares about the damn door…no matter how freaky it is. You guys are naked for a reason and it isn’t to check out the fucking architecture…it’s to fuck.

That’s just one of the problems with chicks…they spend so much time looking at the small things going on and ignore the big fun things that are right in front of them…well, fuck him bitch.

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Test Your Sexual IQ

The Porn Teller — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:06:25 +0000

Time for a quick test to see how with it you are sexually…take a very fast look at this picture, then close your eyes and say what is missing…

That’s right….the slut has her mouth wide open and is missing the third cock to fill it up and jam her with each opening stuffed…if you saw it right away then kudos to you. You should be gangbanging some slut instead of reading a blog

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Put A Sock In It

The Porn Teller — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 17:06:54 +0000

Yknow, this dwarf dude in the green with the huge baseball bat for a cock should slap that purple beret’d dwarf around his head.

From the looks of him he’s got one line he can use on the ladies to impress them and maybe make them laugh, but along comes this little punk who just has to ‘explain’ the joke to the hot babes…nothing worse than a killjoy who can’t keep his mouth shut when you’re getting some sweet pussy action.

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Beading Away Boredom

The Porn Teller — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 17:06:38 +0000

If you went to any small town settler museums over the summer and had one of their tours you probably heard about how among the many other hardships encountered by these early settlers, one common one was a sense of isolated boredom at times.

Thankfully some of the friendlier native tribes had open liberated women who took white settler women like this and showed them the pleasure they could get from beading…which of course led to a lot of the reason that trading for beads became so popular in the early 18th and early 19th century.

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Baaa Baaa Bad Fred

The Porn Teller — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:06:52 +0000

Poor Fred Finklestien is finally caught out….

All these years he has been impressing women by showing them that while he is not the strongest, or beefiest, or most handsome of men available he does have a big package that pleases…now we see that he was nothing but a stuffed sheepskin.

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